Subway was the choice, so off he went... There was only one thing on his mind today... A fully loaded foot long Spicy Italian accompanied with a packet of salt and vinegar crisps. A quick visit to the newsagent next door also saw him sneak an additional packet of pickled onion monster munch into his infamous 'satchel of shame'.
A nice little trick from Jay today: Both sandwich halves with different sauces, one chilli, one mustard - giving the sensation of two different sandwiches.
Watch Jay's lunchtime journey today, as he carefully crafts his custom built sandwich, then packs in a layer of crisps, before finally settling down to the daily crossword.
Bless:
That's nothing. Thirteen years ago he had an ingenious trick to keep both himself and me fed in desperate times of no money and no hope by buying a packet of crunchy nut cornflakes with coins found down the back of our sofa, eating the lot in one session and then going back to the supermarket demanding that they give him another new packet for free because the packet they'd previously sold him 'tasted funny' and was 'wet at the bottom'. Suprisingly, it worked about three times, then I think they cottoned on to the fact that Jay was LYING and he decided not to push it any further. Luckily, to keep us in food and amenities, I hit upon the idea of selling Jay's 'childhood toys' as he put it, in an attempt to guilt trip me. The 'toy' in question was his Sega Megadrive, which I reasoned was surplus to needs as he spent most of his time on my Sony Playstation 1. He didn't even stop playing it while I was being assaulted and punched in the face by our crazed maniacal next door neighbour, Dave 'Shotgun' McFord, I may add.
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