So off he went, at 12.30pm, in the search of the clown. 15mins later, Jay bounces back into the office with a spring in his step, and a smile on his face.
He'd exchanged his hard earned Sterling for a bundle of McDonald's joy. However, there was no brown bag in sight - Jay takes care of his McDonald's by stowing it away in his trusty back pack - this way, it's always nestled close to his body - a low risk tactic, which some of us could learn from if trying to keep food safe. (See blog post: 'Ooooops')
Watch Jay tuck into his Big Mac meal (large), and two Double Cheeseburgers. And keep an eye out for the trademark 'sweet chilli sauce' - which is never far from Jay's lunchtime 'snack'. All that was left were empty packets, and a standard couple of slimey gerkins. What a way to end the week. Enjoy - yum yum
That's nothing. I used in sit in McDonalds in Chester eating cheeseburgers with the cunt, both of us scoffing as many as possible whilst not saying a word to each other, and staring at all the people that walked past. He could usually eat a couple more than me, maybe about seven in a row.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the lovely comment. We'll pass on your words of encouragement and keep our fingers crossed for the next McDonald's visit. Let's hope he can re-kindle his previous form.
Cheers Dan.
ReplyDeleteThanks for starting the blog Tom. It's certainly a fascinating topic, well worthy of documentation.
ReplyDeleteI have long marvelled at the dietry wonders of James A Jones, and it's nice to discover I am not alone.
Keep up the good work!
Martin
Former housemate of James
You are all yet (with the exception of Martin) to witness the wonder of Jay's Cracker Dinners.
ReplyDeleteWeird beyond all imagination.
Ellie
Thanks for your comments guys. It good to see such positive support. Realy encouraging times ahead I'm sure you'll agree.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's really exciting to hear from those that are close to Jay, that he still has a lot more to give. Sounds like we've only just scraped the surface.
Keep your eyes peeled folks, and keep that much appreciated feedback rollin' in.
His most original sandwich filling to date must be the mackerel, cockles, sweetcorn, onion, mustard, mayo, seafood sticks and salt and vinegar crisp melange. I am so proud!
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